You might be a redneck if you can't resist banging the glass as soon as a player is close by, when having rinkside seats at a hockey game. What's up with that? Are there any chemicals in the glass reducing people's mental age to the level of a 9 year-old? Are the players animals? In what other setting - other than the WWE - would an adult act like that?
posted by HockeyZonePlus at 9:25 AM